The phone, the bookings, the website, the Google ranking, the invoice chasing. One supervised AI team runs your back office, so you knock off when the job ends, not at 9pm when the paperwork does.
Tradie by day, receptionist at smoko, marketer at dinner, bookkeeper at 10pm. The tools were supposed to help, and now you run eleven of them. Or you hired an agency, and now you chase them too.
Every job, call, quote, invoice and post handled by one team that shares the same memory of your business, run for you by people who check the AI's work.
You're paying a software pile and a vendor round-robin that don't talk to each other. F*IT is all of it, run as one crew.
What stays: your people. F*IT replaces the software pile and the vendor merry-go-round, not anyone on your crew. Your best hire, not your replacement.
AI agents run as one team, answering to you. The two that talk to your customers have faces and names. And because we don't fudge it: the board shows who's on now and who's still in training.
We pick up when you can't, take the details and book it in. You get a text with exactly what happened.
I send the quote, follow it up by text and turn "yeah maybe" into a booked job before it goes cold.
I build your site, keep it current and work on the pages Google actually sends customers to.
I track where you show up on Google and what your competitors are doing, and report it straight.
I plan tomorrow's run, text customers you're on the way, and propose a reshuffle when weather hits.
I log what each job actually cost you, fuel to hours, so you know which work makes money.
Before-and-after content from your job photos, drafted for your nod.
Straight talk on your numbers: what made money, what to charge next.
Keeps your socials and Google profile fed without you thinking about it.
Sorts the inbox and hands you a morning brief instead of forty emails.
Raises the invoices, matches the payments, keeps the books reconciled.
Stands at the door of your inbox and phone. Spam and tyre-kickers don't get in.
A quote your customer can talk to: asks, answers and books on the spot.
Runs your Google Ads inside a hard budget and shows you every change.
Gets your business listed and cited everywhere Google checks for trust.
Builds landing pages for campaigns, matched to your site and your voice.
SWMS, compliance certs and the safety paperwork, generated and current.
Keeps the machine itself running and fixes the weird stuff behind the scenes.
Half this industry swears their AI catches every call, every time, forever. Mate. Here's our actual deal: the AI does the work to completion, flags anything tricky, and a real human checks it. You approve, you steer, you stay the boss.
And the bit everyone burned by an agency wants to hear: nothing here is a black box. You get the same dashboard we use. Every call, quote and dollar, live, not a PDF report next month. We run it for you for now. It's built so you can take the wheel whenever you're ready.
Answers, books, drafts, chases. To completion, not to a to-do list.
Anything tricky gets flagged. F*IT staff supervise the machine daily.
You approve the big stuff and watch it all happen, live, in plain English.
F*IT was built by a working window cleaner to run his own business, and it does. Not a Silicon Valley demo, an actual Gold Coast company doing real jobs this week.
Full disclosure: Zen is our founder's company. That's the point. We trust F*IT enough to run our own livelihood on it: the calls, the bookings, the routes, the invoices, the lot. Book a 15-minute look and we'll walk you through the actual dashboard running an actual week.
Every design partner becomes a named case study: a real tradie, a real town, the numbers they actually got. Reported after the fact, not promised up front.
Watch the machine run our business, live.
What you do, what you hate, what leaks money.
Website, phone, CRM, the lot, set up for your trade.
The AI works, humans supervise, you approve.
Same dashboard we use. Take the wheel when you're ready.
Punch in what you're paying now. Rough numbers are fine.
F*IT consolidates that into one operated team with one bill. Exact pricing depends on your trade and volume, so we do that conversation like adults, on a call, after you've seen it running.
F*IT is a service we run for you, not a login you sign up for. Most people start by watching it work.
A 15-minute guided look at F*IT running our own company, end to end. No pitch, no commitment. This is how most people start.
A small group at reduced early pricing. Expect some rough edges, said up front. In exchange: direct access to the founder and a real say in what gets built next.
Ready to hand the back office over. We build it for your trade, run it for you, and you steer it.
Maybe not today. We can build it for your trade in days, not the six months a dev shop quotes. Yes, it costs. Then it's part of the platform for good, for you and every trade after you.
Cancel any time after the first 90 days and keep the website we built you, hosted free for ten years. Your number, your data, your site and your rankings stay yours.
The real conditions, up front: 90-day minimum, a small "Hosted by F*IT" credit in the footer, and the smart features switch off. That's it.
Come watch the machine run a real business. Then decide if you want one.
Leave your details and we'll line up a 15-minute guided look at the real thing.